Am I a Beast or a person

Alright so occasionally (ok so mostly everyday) I run around the house eating everything I can find, no there's nothing wrong with me i just burn through food fast. Today I decided to chew on mom a few time eventually she got tired and ask me what is she feeding a carnivorous beast or a human. She says I'd eat her house if it tasted like food so to prove a point I bit the roof of a gingerbread house oops I did eat the house. needless to say its three hours later and the house is gone I ate the whole thing so I guess I would eat the house if it tasted good and it did. :) any way I fell off track sort of I told her I am a beast she told me beasts don't belong in the house. (A little background for you i'm slightly over 5ft and between 115 and 120lbs and junk food is my food of preference but I do eat everything.) hey not my fault well see you later I'm going to find something else to eat.