taking over the world

Ok I am awesome today I have concocted the most incredible item you see today we have fries and these are not just ordinary fries these fries will help me take over the world. you see because they contain a special product I made. They come in many varieties including many types of fries, tots, chips, baked potato, and oven roasted. we couldn't make boiled because that reacts badly with the substance and it causes mutations. So would you like any of the a fore mention potato products we are have a sale its free trial day. By the way all orders come with a side of brainwashing that is built into the fries but don't worry this isn't harmful to you. (microscopic print : side effects: This will cause you to do what ever i say and follow my every whim, may also cause stomach ache, insomnia, and severe dehydration.)