Excellent tips to (not) follow while riding an ATV, UTV, or other motor vehicle. *Warning Most Of These Ideas Can Cause Severe Bodily Harm Or Death Do Not Try Ever* and if you are stupid enough to actually try your actions will be seen as suicidal and we are thus not responsible for your bad judgement.
First if it has a seat belt do not wear it its not there for safety its there to restrict your amount of fun.
Second cut the brake cables these only slow you down and that,s no fun
Third start the engine
Fourth drive around until you find a big steep hill and see how long it takes to flip your vehicle while trying to go up the hill at random angles and speeds. (if you are unable to roll the vehicle the hill is not steep enough try a bigger one).
Fifth if the rolling wasn't enough thrill for you try seat belting up (so you don't float out of the seat) and seeing if your vehicle is amphibious and drive it under the water.
Sixth always watch a movie while driving watching the road is for squares.
Seventh as if there wasn't enough ways to get yourself killed play Russian roulette with the passengers and make bets on who will still be alive at the end.
*Again All Of These Are Bad Ideas Do Not Try Them Ever Or Be Ready To Die* I take no responsibility for this post or your resulting actions from it. I do not believe humans to be this incapable of making decisions for themselves that they would be unable to make their own choices.
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